You Might Be A Redneck


So, I have a love for vehicles. I get this from my father. I have been dreaming of the day I can cruise through town in my Lexus, driving in comfort and style…aaahhhh….how nice it will be.

Last weekend my husband came home with a truck he was test driving. And after looking at another place we found the perfect vehicle for us; a huge Dodge truck.

So now I’m sporting around town in a truck 10 times bigger than anything I have ever driven. I have to park way out in the distant corners of the Wally World parking lot to keep from running over unsuspecting villagers. My daughter says I have now become one of those irritating old women driving something entirely too big for her. I told her I’ll get used to it.

It has everything your modern redneck needs from the low profile tool box to the dual exhaust that rumbles and roars along with the Hemi engine. It was instant love for me.

And I have found something interesting about the whole big truck experience that I never experienced in my little SUV, all these other big truck people now nod their heads with respect when I go bouncing by. I have become accepted by the whole big truck loving society.

I am very thrilled, to say the least. I have only managed to run over a curb so far, so I feel like I will be just fine in my new machine.

But just to be on the safe side, you might want to stay out of my way for a little while longer.

Well, I’m off to bed to dream of my next BIG adventure. I’m ready to go where ever the huge tires will take me once I manage to hoist myself in. I just strap on my seat belt and I’m ready for take off.

Do you think they make a big 4 door Lexus truck?? Aww, who needs it anyway.


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